Well, I wasn't able to watch Raw as close as I usually do, but I've got a couple things to gripe about.
In short, what the fuck was up with that Lesnar promo? Ugh, after I've been really happy with his work too. It was slow, boring, and sounded like he was reading his lines straight off of that paper which is bush league. He can handle himself on the mic, but that pausing every four words stuff isn't going to fly. A bit of a side bar, but I almost don't see a positive way to book Lesnar vs Cena. Either Cena wins and all this Lesnar hype was for nothing right out of the gate or Lesnar wins and Cena looks like the Peyton Manning of the WWE. Im excited/worried to see where this goes.
Also, and I have to give the assist to my friend Jason on this thought....how many times is Paul Bearer going to get murdered on live TV?! Paul has been encased in cement, locked in freezers, knocked off scaffolds, not to mention the time Undertaker just straight up fried him with lighting in the Smackdown game! Come on already, he's like the Kenny of the WWE Universe. Except he has a large layer of fat covering his head instead of an orange sweatshirt.
Not to mention, it doesn't get much dumber than this locked in a freezer bit. Let's give this even a second of thought. What was Paul Bearer (who we've established, was dead) doing there? Did Orton take his rental car to that old shack where Bearer used to make Taker forge caskets and kidnap him? Why did Orton lock him in a freezer when Kane only beat up his dad? Oh yeah, because Randy Orton is a DOCUMENTED UNSTABLE LUNATIC! Who we all are supposed to cheer for! How the hell did the handshake feud become "You murdered my dad, so I killed yours, let's have a FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!". A fucking wrestling match? Two elderly men have been killed here!
I could go on and on. This feud only stands to prove my theory than Kane is one of the most misused, silly characters in wrestling. Along with Abyss's stupid ass, but that's for another blog...
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